Advice for Mid-Morning RE: Your Farts

There is this delightful blogspot called All About Chuba where the guy puts cute pictures of his own dog, Chuba, and other very cute pictures of dogs.  If you are one to look at lots of cute dog pictures during your workday, I’d advise you to go there.  This particular picture (not of Chuba) cautions you against holding in your flatulence today.  If you work in a cubicle, I am sure that you will not want your coworkers to pay attention to this puppy.

For fun, here are some euphemisms for “fart,” since it’s such an ugly word:  blast your chair, bottom burp, buttock bassoon, cut the cheese, break wind, mating call of the barking spider, singe the chair, trouser cough, trouser trumpet, the colonic calliope, or, as my father used to say, stepping on a duck.

Photo VIA:  AllABoutChuba