Articles By: Bizarre Bytes
Musicians Into Actors – The Best and the Worst
Sometimes actors try to become musicians or singers. There are some pretty bad musical performances by actors out there. But what about the musicians who give the silver screen or the small screen a whirl? Well, some are pretty bad, but some are pretty freakin’ awesome, too. Do you like the bad news first, or [...]
Tall People – A Chronicle of Remarkable “Giants”
When you write a lot about weird diseases, you run into conditions that have a bit of a carnival sideshow feel – hypermobility of joints that allow people to bend themselves up like pretzels; hypertrichosis, which is also called the Wolfman Syndrome; and Microcephaly, the condition that “pinheads” have. While it is pretty awful that [...]
One Man’s Trash – Part One
It’s true what they say – one man’s (or woman’s) trash, is another one’s treasure. Many artists take an environmental stance and create art out of things that would otherwise be thrown away. Some of the pieces of art are very large – sculptures and parts of buildings, and others are very small. Take a [...]
The Cute Side of the Force
A short time ago on a website not so far away… It is a period of creative chaos. Rebel crocheters, striking forth from Etsy, have won the hearts of Star Wars fans in a reconciliation between a complete lack of functionality and mind-jarring cuteness. During the battle for yarn-related domination, lucyravenscar managed to create a [...]
Plays on Names – Mr. T and Ice T.
Why didn’t I think of this? And, how many more of these can we do? Did somebody make a picture for Apple Martin? Audio Science Sossamon? 50 Cent? Eminem? Where are all those pictures, you crazy Photoshop wizards? He looks so sad. But all the little Ice Cubes look pretty happy. What’s up with that? [...]
Ice Cream!
Nothing beats the look on the guy’s face. The guy at the checkout window, not the guy eagerly (too eagerly, creepy eager, even) grabbing the ice cream. Maybe it’s not ice cream. It looks more like frozen yogurt, doesn’t it? Or maybe it’s McDonald’s ice cream. Did you know that McDonald’s ice cream has carrageenan [...]
More Dancing Dogs – Cindy Gives El Willy a Run for His Money
So. Cindy here is a dancing dog. Maybe a Golden Retriever? She has a dress, which puts her a few points above El Willy since he’s dancing totally in the nude. Also, she can follow choreography, so that makes her, obviously, a smarter dog, but is she really a better dancer? Where is Bruno when [...]
Wednesday To Do List
Also, “Fitter, happier, more productive. Comfortable. Not drinking too much. Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries. At ease. Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats). A patient better driver. A safer car (baby smiling in back seat). Sleeping well (no bad dreams), [...]
Maneggs Mario Nightmare
What is wrong with me that I find this so amusing? This artist, maneggs, does some really disturbing but funny stuff. I’d like to say I understand it all, but the horse one (one or two before the one you see above) flummoxes me. This above, this is just a masterpiece. Though I don’t know [...]
Browser Wars
While I think Firefox is getting a bad deal in this picture, I love, love, love the fact that IE is over in the corner eating glue. And he has to wear a helmet. Because he gets into accidents all the time. Bumps into stuff…you know. And Opera and Safari aren’t even there. They don’t [...]
Bananas, Scary Dogs, and Horror
“What do you want from me?” ”We want Beggin Strips.” ”Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?” Banana technology abused by dogs with jowls. Stay tuned for your local weather. Have I mentioned how much I love allaboutchuba?
Flash Mobs – Your Comments Mean Something to Me
So, a while back we did a post on flash mobs, and many readers chimed in saying that the flash mobs posted were not “real” flash mobs. So, you guys provided some links, and I’m putting them up, because even if you call me a douchenozzle, I still care about what you have to say. [...]
Goats are Rule-Breakers
Also, goats can’t read. They do, however, have a rich mythological history dating back to Norse mythology, where they were responsible for pulling Thor’s chariot. Thor’s goats have a special talent – he eats their flesh, then wraps their bones up, then in the morning they’re revived and ready to start all over again. In [...]
Advice for Mid-Morning RE: Your Farts
There is this delightful blogspot called All About Chuba where the guy puts cute pictures of his own dog, Chuba, and other very cute pictures of dogs. If you are one to look at lots of cute dog pictures during your workday, I’d advise you to go there. This particular picture (not of Chuba) cautions [...]
This Panda Doesn’t Want to Work Today
This panda didn’t want to go to work today, either. Plus, he doesn’t want YOU to work. He is the Anti-Establishment, Down-With-The-Man Panda. He and the koala bear are a lot alike. But the koala, when he’s angry enough, eats, shoots, and leaves. And he eats shoots and leaves. So does the panda. But the [...]
Man’s Les Paul Guitar Stolen, News Goes Viral
Blow up the photo to look at the original post, or go to the Craigslist.ca post Maurice’s 1953 Gibson Les Paul guitar was stolen June 5th, and yesterday his struggle went viral. I wasn’t even going to post on this, because I know Maurice is getting a lot of help from many people around the [...]
Office Organization
Binder clips cost about $13 bucks for 48 of the big 2″ ones. I’m not going to do a ripoff of Master Card’s Binder Clips: $13 bucks, Having Your Cords Untangled: Priceless bit, but this was a really clever way to keep your computer cords sorted out without one of those inexpensive labels and whatevers [...]
Champagne Dreams and Hockey Wishes Come True – Boston Bruins Celebrate in Style
Yes, you read that right. This is a $156,679.74 booze bill. Things of note: 1 bottle of Ace of Spade is $800.00. If I’m not mistaken, that’s a bottle of Armand De Brignac Brut Champagne. Next on the list of high-dollar items: 2 Bottles of Ace Magnum at $2000.00 each. I imagine that’s the same, [...]
Lego Animation – Shootout
Lego Animation – Shootout When you’ve got the talent for something like this, you are impervious to the “you have too much time on your hands” scorn. You HAVE to make the time to make MORE of these. Created by Keshen8, his or her YouTube Channel has a tagline of “Lego, sandwiches, Kung Fu and [...]
Orphan Tears
The reference is thanks to The Colbert Report. The image? I can’t find the original source, but a blogspot by treebeard31 had this image PLUS a close-up of the label. Hilarious, right? The quote from the show is as follows: “You know how these billionaire retreats are. You plan to just drop by, maybe just [...]


