Are you a baconphile? If so, you should buy Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets! Then you should vomit immediately to remove the substance from your body. Remember all those times you were eating a BLT with a side of bacon with bacon bits sprinkles and thought to yourself, “I wish I could DRINK bacon.” Well now your fantasy can finally come true. Just add two bacon drink tablets to any drink and you too can enjoy the sensation of greasy pig meat sliding down your gullet, in liquid form! Add four tablets and you get a complementary ride to the ER. Add six and Bacon Drink Tabs will sponsor your headstone.
Buy them here if you dare.