Archive for Category: "Animals"
Bear Chair
Today’s modern furniture craftsmen could learn a thing or two from Seth Kinman. Kinman was a legendary grizzly trapper, musician, barkeep, hotel owner, furniture maker, and general Renaissance mountain man. As a mentor to Chuck Norris, he ate nails for breakfast without any milk and used rocks as toilet paper because bark was too soft. [...]
Spider Hat
Quick, name all the animals you know that wear a hat. Admit it, the only ones you could come up with were Fozzy Bear and Smokey the Bear. See, that’s the problem; the bears have cornered the entire recognizable-animals-that-wear-a-hat market. Now it’s time for one of our arachnid friends, Chummy, to throw his hat in [...]
Albino Cyclopean Shark
As if sharks weren’t scary enough, try to imagine one with only one eye in the middle of its head. Oh wait, you don’t have to, we have pictures. This little bugger, let’s call him “Louis,” not only has the rare condition of cyclopia, but is also albino. Mexican fisherman Enrique Lucero León was “lucky” enough [...]
Spider Bomb
“Hmm, I better get these plant seeds out of this web so they can grow in the ground. I’ll just OH MY GOD!” is probably what the man filming this thought. Obviously he knew they were spiders because no one wants to watch seeds, but you get the idea. At first it looks like 200 [...]
Goth vs Gay vs Emo
“Goth vs Gay – Even in the animal kingdom it is a cold war.” Wait…what? I’m sure the gay bird and the goth bird will get along swimmingly at some point. My question is where is the emo bird. Oh, wait. Here is is.
Fly Art
Like many things, I find this creepy and cool at the same time. The image is funny but you have to remember that it’s really just four dead flies lying on a piece of paper. Quite morbid, really. Magnus Muhr has a bunch more of these, but they’re also in another language so we can’t [...]
Steve Carell Outweirds Dog
I know you’ve seen this video and the dog itself is pretty weird, but the response to this video is even better. You might recognize the track from Bruce Almighty when Steve is possessed by Jim Carrey to make a bunch of weird noises on a live news show. The results are hilarious. The strange [...]
Green Pigs and Ham
Ever wanted a frog but was put off because you couldn’t pet its fur? Did you wish that pigs were more slimy? Problem solved. If you put aside the moral and ethical complications that come with a genetic splicing of two different species to create a freakish hybrid cute monster, this is the pet for [...]
Look Out Above
That owl has no idea he’s about to get ate! The amazing thing about this picture is that a bird a third his size even has the stones to attempt this kill. We should all learn a valuable lesson from this: one minute you’re soaring majestically to work and the next you’re being shred to [...]
Oblivious to Bears
This can not end well for that poor Army sweater. Oh and I guess what’s soon to be a bloody sack of man-meat in it. What is that man thinking? Probably something along the lines of “Hey guys, I saved it! Poor little guy was just sitting there all alone on the rocks and now [...]
Fish Brained
What the odds of this picture happening? You have to admit the timing is impeccable. How did we manage to catch one of the rarest creatures on Earth, Aquaticus Sapien, on film? In all seriousness, how does that thing breathe, gills or lungs? And is this more of an honor for the man or the [...]
WTF Sculpture
Is it me, or is today all about the fart jokes? What will that make tomorrow? Can I get away with…never mind. Let’s assume, for assuming’s sake, that the clouds coming from the bull-like bull’s posterior is the customary cloud of dust stirred up by someone or something running at you very fast, and that [...]
Goats are Rule-Breakers
Also, goats can’t read. They do, however, have a rich mythological history dating back to Norse mythology, where they were responsible for pulling Thor’s chariot. Thor’s goats have a special talent – he eats their flesh, then wraps their bones up, then in the morning they’re revived and ready to start all over again. In [...]
Advice for Mid-Morning RE: Your Farts
There is this delightful blogspot called All About Chuba where the guy puts cute pictures of his own dog, Chuba, and other very cute pictures of dogs. If you are one to look at lots of cute dog pictures during your workday, I’d advise you to go there. This particular picture (not of Chuba) cautions [...]
This Panda Doesn’t Want to Work Today
This panda didn’t want to go to work today, either. Plus, he doesn’t want YOU to work. He is the Anti-Establishment, Down-With-The-Man Panda. He and the koala bear are a lot alike. But the koala, when he’s angry enough, eats, shoots, and leaves. And he eats shoots and leaves. So does the panda. But the [...]
Surprised Gerbil
VIA UberHumor Is this a gerbil? Or a hamster? What’s the difference? Regardless of what it is, it sure is surprised. Either that, or it’s shocked. Shocked and surprised aren’t the same thing. Neither are hamsters and gerbils, for that matter. I found some differences between the two at abcgerbils.com, but they are strongly biased [...]
Pelican and Cat – It’s Not What it Looks Like
To the naked eye, it looks like this pelican is trying to eat this cat: When really, the pelican is trying to save the cat from an advancing scooter. Things aren’t always what they appear, people. Pelicans don’t eat cats. They eat fish. shellfish, amphibians, and other birds. Nothing with fur. They are anti-fur, pelicans. [...]
El Willy The Dancing Dog
Via Juliette Lewis’s Facebook page and ajalaketedoi1′s YouTube, we present El Willy: First off, is it possible that this little guy stayed on his hind legs the whole time voluntarily? Does he have the urge to dance so much that he forgoes his natural doggie instincts in order to do a jaunty little cha cha? [...]
Funny Canadian Russian News Report
In 2010, this little video went viral. Read the subtitles if you don’t speak Russian. VIA:philinvancouver Because we couldn’t show you this hilarious video without telling you what happened to the bears, we did a little research. It turns out that the guy pled guilty for feeding wild bears, and as of the last comment, [...]