For those of us who are tired of using rakes and would like to get more productivity out of walking, we now have Leaf Chaps. They’re twice as ridiculous as you think and a 100% real patent in America. Patented in 2003, it obviously didn’t hit the market with any force or success. Probably for the best as the number of yard work related faceplants would increase with sales. See more ridiculous patents at totallyabsurd.com.