Archive for Category: "Funny"
How will Andrew Schiff make it on his paltry $350,000 a year salary. Can’t we get a campaign together for him or at least pass around a hat for him. Won’t somebody please help the “poor” banker? FWP (first world problems) rarely get sympathy, they get laugh. And so will this FWP by Mr. Schiff.
From Mr. Lovenstein Times when a bra is flying at you… Now we know a bra coming at you isn’t always a good thing.
I applaud the photographer’s efforts in removing this photobomb, but the real question is what beach allows a middle aged, portly man to sear a speedo like this?
Awesome office Halloween party or a spectacular family gathering. Either way, this group loves Legos.
I don’t like cats much. Okay, I had two cats that were awesome, but most cats are not my cup of tea. Why? Well, this comic by Jim Benton tells the tale very well. Cats are often mean for no reason. Dogs rule. Oh, yeah, Jim Benton is pretty cool too. Related articles Cats Eating [...]
One can only hope that this kitty cat does indeed land on his feet. As far as cat-related animated gifs go, this one is fairly hilarious and worthy of watching for at least 3 minutes straight. Seeing the back legs of this cat stretch out and shake makes it all worth while.
The benefits of flying coach versus flying first class don’t just stop at the complimentary drinks, hot towels and more leg room. Apparently, you also get an actual rescue life raft in a emergency water landing.
You have to give them credit, they made more of an effort than most of us. I’m guessing less half of non-imprisoned people sent Christmas Cards. Merry Christmas Johnson Family, indeed!
Is What They Celebrate In Spain? Every Christmas in Barcelona, people celebrate an elf taking a massive old dump out in the open. He is called a Caganer and he doesn’t take any crap…he leaves it.
Buddy will always have a place in this home…as a dog now and one day as a throw rug. Stay, Buddy, stay!
SpongeBob SquarePants should have never left his pineapple under the sea. Now he is just a yellow smear across the cruel asphalt. Oh, SpongeBob! Patrick his best friend, the starfish, can’t be far behind.
Chief Wiggim gets in on the action with the Internet’s latest meme, the police pepper spray meme. Actually, I can see Wiggim doing this on the Simpsons which doesn’t bode well for the real life police officer. It probably isn’t the best thing to be compared to a bumbling animated police officer who is known [...]
Porno for appliances or is that porno for wheats and grains? I’m so confused. Or is it a murder mystery. The anime featured of each character make me dislike this comic, but the humor wins me over.
Well put and well said. October doesn’t know and doesn’t care. But is the Asker any better off than before he asked the question? Probably not. So he should have showed more apathy and let his ignorance reign supreme.
Newton’s Cradle by Physicist Dad – By Zach Kanin, in the New Yorker
The funniest thing by far in this Gay Lion Pride is the cut off jeans the lion on the right is wearing. I mean, he’s a lion, why does he need cut-off jeans? But then again, why does a lion need a scarf or pink sunglasses. (via Damn That’s Whack)
I don’t know what this cat is complaining about, it looks like he just got his hairy butt saved by a fireman. But he does have that WTF look that most ungrateful cats have after you just did something nice for them. Oh well, scared, wet and cold is probably the last three things any [...]
Sometimes I wonder if humanity will really achieve a heightened sense of awareness or will we one day reach the golden age of enlightenment. And then I find a product like this and know in my heart that it will never, ever, never happen. Baby slippers have to be the most disturbing shoes every made.
On what is surely a scouting mission to clear the way for the main invading force, gigantic LEGO man, Ego Leonard, washed up on the shore of Siesta Beach, Florida Tuesday morning. Clocking in at a towering height of 8 feet, he asserts his commanding presence over us all. No one knows who put him there and [...]
Quick, name all the animals you know that wear a hat. Admit it, the only ones you could come up with were Fozzy Bear and Smokey the Bear. See, that’s the problem; the bears have cornered the entire recognizable-animals-that-wear-a-hat market. Now it’s time for one of our arachnid friends, Chummy, to throw his hat in [...]