Archive for Category: "Words & Pictures"

iPhone on Crack

iPhone on Crack

True, this is an old joke from the awesome 80s public service announcement about the dangers of drugs, but it still is funny when applied to the cracked glass on an iPhone that still freaking works! Apple=Awesome! Thanks to Kyle for sharing his damaged iPhone with us. See the anti-drug advertisement from the 80s. And […]

Poker Playing Comics

Poker Playing Comics

Superman Cheats at Poker? Never! Apparently Batman’s detective skills, plus the pile of chips in front of Superman, have let him to a very serious conclusion about the Man of Steel’s poker strategy. Comics are fun, but real poker is better at Partypoker.com. Dogs Playing Poker Dogs playing poker gets a new comical facelift. I […]

First World Problems of the One Percent

First World Problems of the One Percent

How will Andrew Schiff make it on his paltry $350,000 a year salary. Can’t we get a campaign together for him or at least pass around a hat for him. Won’t somebody please help the “poor” banker? FWP (first world problems) rarely get sympathy, they get laugh. And so will this FWP by Mr. Schiff.

Walls Keep out Sadness, But Also Joy

Walls Keep out Sadness, But Also Joy

The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.

Appreciate Teachers, Not Homework

Appreciate Teachers, Not Homework

More you, less homework! Every young students mantra.

Depression

Depression

Depression is anger without enthusiasm.

That’s Hot

That’s Hot

Porno for appliances or is that porno for wheats and grains? I’m so confused. Or is it a murder mystery. The anime featured of each character make me dislike this comic, but the humor wins me over.

Choose: Apathy vs. Ignorance

Choose: Apathy vs. Ignorance

Well put and well said. October doesn’t know and doesn’t care. But is the Asker any better off than before he asked the question? Probably not. So he should have showed more apathy and let his ignorance reign supreme.

Newton’s Cradle by Physicist Dad

Newton’s Cradle by Physicist Dad

Newton’s Cradle by Physicist Dad – By Zach Kanin, in the New Yorker

Stairs of Knowledge or Staircase of Literature

Stairs of Knowledge or Staircase of Literature

I could hardly love this staircase using classic literature as a motif anymore, but if they had included The Hobbit I would have been even more impressed. I guess it isn’t really a children’s classic, but to me it is. How about Winnie the Pooh? Regardless, this is way cool and I think climbing these […]

Goth vs Gay vs Emo

Goth vs Gay vs Emo

“Goth vs Gay – Even in the animal kingdom it is a cold war.” Wait…what? I’m sure the gay bird and the goth bird will get along swimmingly at some point. My question is where is the emo bird. Oh, wait. Here is is.

Best Conan Movie Quote Ever! Lamentation Ripped Off?

Best Conan Movie Quote Ever! Lamentation Ripped Off?

I’m psyched to see the new Conan movie this weekend starring Jason Momoa. He was awesome as Khal Drogo, in Game of Thrones, and has the perfect look for Conan. Regardless of if the new movie is good or not, I’m sure in some ways it will never compare to the original Arnold Schwarzenegger Conan […]

New Internet Meme – Lamenting Lemur Thoughtful Quotes

New Internet Meme – Lamenting Lemur Thoughtful Quotes

Internet Memes are usually annoying, sometimes funny and infrequently poignant. This new Internet Meme is a little of both and I’ll throw in a pinch of thoughtful wisdom to this meme recipe. What do you think? Does the Lamenting Lemur have what it takes to become the the stuff of meme legend? Death is Hereditary […]

Men’s Suffrage

Men’s Suffrage

Zing! Take that, men. The mood swings, changing hormones, and mastery over worldly affairs of the rolling pin obviously make women much better suited to make decisions of national importance. This is what happens when you let your wife take the typewriter into the kitchen.    

Plays on Names – Mr. T and Ice T.

Plays on Names – Mr. T and Ice T.

Why didn’t I think of this?  And, how many more of these can we do?  Did somebody make a picture for Apple Martin?  Audio Science Sossamon?  50 Cent?  Eminem?  Where are all those pictures, you crazy Photoshop wizards? He looks so sad.  But all the little Ice Cubes look pretty happy.  What’s up with that?  […]

Wednesday To Do List

Wednesday To Do List

Also, “Fitter, happier, more productive.  Comfortable.  Not drinking too much.  Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries.  At ease.  Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats).  A patient better driver.  A safer car (baby smiling in back seat).  Sleeping well (no bad dreams), […]

Bananas, Scary Dogs, and Horror

Bananas, Scary Dogs, and Horror

“What do you want from me?”  “We want Beggin Strips.”  “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?”  Banana technology abused by dogs with jowls.  Stay tuned for your local weather. Have I mentioned how much I love allaboutchuba?

Advice for Mid-Morning RE: Your Farts

Advice for Mid-Morning RE:  Your Farts

There is this delightful blogspot called All About Chuba where the guy puts cute pictures of his own dog, Chuba, and other very cute pictures of dogs.  If you are one to look at lots of cute dog pictures during your workday, I’d advise you to go there.  This particular picture (not of Chuba) cautions […]

Way to Burst My Bubble

Way to Burst My Bubble

First off, how amazing is this photo? At first I thought it would be fun to find the origin of the phrase “burst my bubble” but it’s not readily available in the fifteen minutes I’ve allotted for this post.  Plus, the stuff I found on a random search was SO much better.  Since I can’t […]

Bizarre Online Purchases

Bizarre Online Purchases

Every now and then, you come across something on the internet that makes you smile, laugh, or simply scratch your head and go, “wha?”  Recently, we ran across this wildly fun infographic at the Fifth Gear fulfillment services website, and just felt like we had to share.  This infographic talks a little bit about online […]