I could probably do a post with a hundred pictures for this subject, but I’ll save that for a longer blog post. For now, I submit this, which I found on a friend’s Facebook page, where the friend was tagged as the baby in Batman’s belly.
This is disturbing on many levels. Suspending the disbelief that a mortal man, Batman, could even conceive a child and carry it to term, the odds of him being able to carry SUPERMAN’S child are even…well, wait a minute. If Son of Superman, Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow? and that latest crap movie are to be believed, human mortal Lois Lane was able to bear Superman a child. So we’d have to go back to that whole “Dudes can’t get pregnant” argument. In the non-canon Dark Knight Strikes Again, Superman has a daughter with Wonder Woman, which actually makes more sense, but again in the non-canon world, The Dark Knight Returns sees Batman KILL Superman (not knock him up) and then die of a heart attack. And that was in 1986, twenty years before this drawing was drawn by…I don’t know. Kevin something? Kevin D. Msomething? If you know the artist’s name, please comment so I can give credit where credit is due. Also, so I can ask him what is up with this drawing. Was he upset by all the Superman vs. Batman stuff outside canon? Is this photo meant to begin the healing? If so, let the healing begin. Again.