Ice Cream!

Nothing beats the look on the guy’s face.  The guy at the checkout window, not the guy eagerly (too eagerly, creepy eager, even) grabbing the ice cream.  Maybe it’s not ice cream.  It looks more like frozen yogurt, doesn’t it?  Or maybe it’s McDonald’s ice cream.  Did you know that McDonald’s ice cream has carrageenan in it?  It’s also known as Irish moss.  Food manufacturers use it lots of stuff, so don’t be all down on McDonald’s.  At least, no more than usual.  Also, it’s not true that they put worms or eyeballs in their burgers.