Orphan Tears

The reference is thanks to The Colbert Report.  The image?  I can’t find the original source, but a blogspot by treebeard31 had this image PLUS a close-up of the label.

Hilarious, right?  The quote from the show is as follows:  “You know how these billionaire retreats are. You plan to just drop by, maybe just eat some caviar out of a tiger paw or go to a dodo cock fight and do shots of single malt orphan tears and then BOOM, it’s four days later and you wake up next to Walt Disney’s frozen head. We’ve all been there.”  And somebody made this graphic.  And that’s the story.  Or at least, that’s the story as far as I’m willing to research it.