It was a normal day on the piece of paper. Ted and Joe were walking along, talking about how nice the temperature was on the piece of paper, how pretentious those stick figures drawn in pen are…the normal stuff. Suddenly, without warning, the pink hand of the Alien Pencil People descended on the piece of paper,
It touched Ted’s foot and he said to Joe, “Hey, I think I’m being chosen for some special mission or something.” Joe said, “Cool.” Then, to Ted’s horror, the pink hand started moving back and forth across his foot. It felt kind of funny, but the next think he know Ted’s foot had DISAPPEARED! Oh no! This is not what Ted had in mind. The pink thing worked its way up Ted’s leg, to his torso, and Ted was disappearing. It happened so fast, he didn’t really have time to think about it, except for to yell to Joe, “It’s got me!” This not only signaled to Joe that it was time to run, but also told Ted something important about himself. The next time something huge reaches down and puts it’s pink hand on your foot, RUN!