Please Impregnate My Wife…If You Can
In Stuttgart, Germany, a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demetrius Soupolos and his beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile. So, Demetrius hired his neighbor, Frank Maus to impregnate her. Since Frank was already married and the father of two children and looked a little like Demetrius as well, it seemed like a god idea to everyone. Demetrius paid Frank $2,500 for the “job” and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Frank tried his best, for a grand total of 72 different times, to get Traute pregnant.
But, when Traute failed to become pregnant after six months of trying, Demetrius was more than a little upset and insisted that Frank take an examination to see how fertile he was. The doctor’s diagnosis that Frank was sterile surprised all parties…everyone except his wife, who then had to confess that Frank was not the real father of their two children. Ouch. Now Demetrius is suing poor Frank for breach of contract in an effort to get his $2,500 back, but Frank refuses to give the money back because he said he did not guarantee impregnation, but only that he would give an honest effort. Insert punch line here.
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