Take My Car – And My Wife

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At first it looks like any other car for sale on eBay.  It’s a bitchin’ Camaro for sale by some dude in New York.  But, take a closer look at his advertising strategy.

The text says:  ”As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed.  I am forced to part with both.  So my loss is your gain here.  The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her – a little more – just saying.  The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice.  The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage.  This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L VS, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.”  If that wasn’t enough, he actually made a list of specs comparing his car and his wife:

Devil horns and glowing red eyes?  Where is the picture of that?  I’d say, if he wasn’t on the heels of a bad breakup, he certainly is now.