The First Wave

On what is surely a scouting mission to clear the way for the main invading force, gigantic LEGO man, Ego Leonard, washed up on the shore of Siesta Beach, Florida Tuesday morning. Clocking in at a towering height of 8 feet, he asserts his commanding presence over us all. No one knows who put him there and the local LEGOLAND denies all accusation of a publicity stunt. In this humble reporter’s eyes, his message of “No real than you are” can only mean one of assured destruction. He’s been detained in an undisclosed location, likely to be water boarded and interrogated. Only President Obama and his crack team of decoders, generals, spies, hackers and inside men can hope to uncover the mystery of Large Leonard.

We found his one weakness. Not standing up.

No, no real than YOU are!